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If anything arrives damaged or misprinted, email a photo and I replace it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"human-runtime-requires-coffee-mug-funny-programmer-gift-software-engineer-coffee-mug-coder-gift-tech-humor-15oz-mug","title":"Human Runtime Requires Coffee Mug, Funny Programmer Gift, Software Engineer Coffee Mug, Coder Gift, Tech Humor 15oz Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eHuman Runtime — Requires: Coffee. A funny programmer coffee mug for the\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003edeveloper who doesn't boot up until the first cup lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean, minimal monospace design that reads like a dependency error, printed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eon a generous 15oz ceramic mug. 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